| +15°C | This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'Il start here. People in Spain wear winter-coat and gloves. | The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan. | |
| +10°C | The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. | The Norwegians plant flowers their gardens. | Saling on the like of Konstanz possible. |
| +5°C | ltalian cars won't start. | The Norwegians are cruising in convertibles. | |
| 0°C | Distilled water freezes. | The water in the Oslo fjord gets a Iittle thicker. | |
| -5°C | People in California freeze to death. | Norwegians have their final BBQ before winter. | |
| -10°C | The Brits start the heat in their houses | The Norwegians start using long sleeves. | Go Skiing in Zermatt |
| -20°C | The Aussies flee from Mallorca. | The Norweglans end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. | It is like on the "Kleinen Matterhorn". |
| -30°C | People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of earth. | The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors. | Swiss visitors pull all stuff on, they have with them. |
| -40°C | Paris start cracking in the cold. | The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands. | With wind-chill factor it shold be like that. |
| -50°C | Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. | The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter. | The wind in our face feels really like that. |
| -50°C | The false Santa moves south. | Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training. | Familiy Heinen would enjoy a sauna! |
| -183°C | Microbes in food don't survive. | The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. | ... do not leave the sauna... |
| -273°C | All atom-based movement stops. | The Norwegians start saying "Faen, det er kaldt idag" (Damn, it's cold outside today!)" .
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