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Was sagt ein iPhone zur Kälte

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TemperatureTemperatur indicator WorldwideNorwegian BehaviourSwiss Behaviour
+15°CThis is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'Il start here. People in Spain wear winter-coat and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°CThe French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers their gardens.Saling on the like of Konstanz possible.
+5°Cltalian cars won't start.The Norwegians are cruising in convertibles.
0°CDistilled water freezes. The water in the Oslo fjord gets a Iittle thicker.
-5°CPeople in California freeze to death. Norwegians have their final BBQ before winter.
-10°CThe Brits start the heat in their housesThe Norwegians start using long sleeves. Go Skiing in Zermatt
-20°CThe Aussies flee from Mallorca.The Norweglans end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.It is like on the "Kleinen Matterhorn".
-30°CPeople in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.Swiss visitors pull all stuff on, they have with them.
-40°CParis start cracking in the cold.The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands. With wind-chill factor it shold be like that.
-50°CPolar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter.The wind in our face feels really like that.
-50°CThe false Santa moves south. Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.Familiy Heinen would enjoy a sauna!
-183°CMicrobes in food don't survive.The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. ... do not leave the sauna...
-273°CAll atom-based movement stops.The Norwegians start saying "Faen, det er kaldt idag" (Damn, it's cold outside today!)" .
Found near the Weather-Report on Hurtigruten-ship Polarlys Also available as Norwegian Weather PDF-Download Mehr über Kälte findet sich hier: Kälte / Kalt ist es hier Was sagt ein iPhone zur Kälte?